The Bible according to "The Office"
There are a lot of important things to read. This isn't one of them.
In a world filled with serious things to read, this isn’t one of them, but I hope you enjoy…!
The Bible According to The Office
When Adam first meets Eve.
The Fall.
It’s starting to rain and Noah’s waiting to close the door.
Moses at the burning bush.
When the Israelites cross the Red Sea and escape the Egyptians.
The Israelite spies going into Jericho.
The Israelites trying to hold up their end of the covenant.
Delilah to Samson.
Samson blind at the temple
Solomon after every honeymoon.
The youth group guys reading Song of Songs.
Also the youth group guys reading Song of Songs.
The youth pastor while the youth group guys are reading Song of Songs.
Jonah running away from God’s call.
John the Baptist.
The disciples listening to Jesus’s parables.
The groom after he realized Jesus turned water into even better wine.
Angels rejoicing over one sinner who repents.
The rich young ruler when Jesus tells him to sell everything.
The pharisees on Friday.
The pharisees on Sunday.
Mary after seeing the empty tomb.
Thomas after seeing Jesus’s scars.
Ananias being asked by God to go and preach to Saul.
John Mark to Paul and Barnabas in Acts 13.
Me reading Romans.
Paul with the Gentiles.
When Paul finds out the Galatians want to bring back circumcision.
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Ummm… hard disagree with your intro. This IS the most important thing I will read all day. Maybe all week. Thank you for doing the Lord’s work.
Thank you!!!! This made my day.